asdfmovie jokes

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asdfmovie 1

  1. got your nose police shooting
  2. evil tie
  3. sentient parking meter
  4. flower does not contain water, monster in stomach
  5. pointless button
  6. punch for no reason
  7. tree powers
  8. die potato
  9. cake stabbing

asdfmovie 2

  1. pie flavor
  2. i like trains
  3. gullible on the ceiling, stole lungs
  4. not today
  5. driving llama
  6. barfing gay rainbows
  7. man or mouse? horse.
  8. i like cookies
  9. desmond the moon bear
  10. i cant read
  11. allergic to adorableness
  12. i like trains, dad.

asdfmovie 2

  1. theres no dog there, [big smoke noises]
  2. i am your sandwich
  3. here hold this bomb
  4. punching salad
  5. screw gravity
  6. world says goodbye back :(
  7. theres something on your face, it was pain
  8. I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD
  9. dont touch that cactus
  10. buy me more jewelry
  11. urinal man
  12. fighting off the salad puncher
  13. camera and a gun
  14. trains kid crushes potato and killer